LIFEGUARD@CoUZ

FOR CoUZ THIS YEAR... we're starting a NEW SECTION for our CoUZ Lifestyle Nites called the LIFEGUARD.

What is this NEW SECTION???
It's basically a time slot in CoUZ where Life's deep/crazy/challenging/nonsensical/profound/etc questions are ANSWERED.

HOW DOES IT WORK???
All YOU (& whoever that's reading this too) have to do is... send in questions to this email address
lifeguard@amnowhere.com

You can remain as anonymous as possible. You don't have to put your names in the email... & email addresses won't be saved!!!

THEN
come to CoUZ... & during the LIFEGUARD section... the questions will be answered (unless questions toooooooooooo hamsap... then it won't be answer).

Our cheif LIFEGUARDs are Kevin & Adele... if you don't know them... COME TO CoUZ THIS FRIDAY TO FIND OUT MORE!

TO GET THE BALL ROLLING...
here are some questions to start YOUR thoughts on QUESTIONS!!!!!!

CRAZY QUESTIONS
1. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
2. If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
3. If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are the monkeys still here?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
5. Do penguins have knees?
6. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

DEEP QUESTIONS
1. When you get married & both of you are virgins, how would you know what to do? Wouldn’t it be better at least someone has some experience. What if you do the wrong thing?
2. How do you find purpose, when things seems to be all going wrong & when you don’t have the will to go on?

LIN